British
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (isn't brolly like that guy from dragon ball z? no? ok)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (what the fuck does this even have to do with being spanish)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 1
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 0
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German. (sometimes)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6 (oh)
Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french. (yeah)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
so
i got german
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i'm back from undertale hell
warriors of the clans prolouge
pinkmeatclever sunk her claws in the orange clan's neck, makking him unabl to breathe.
"DIE FIRESTAR!!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING SCOURGE YOU MOUSEBRAIN!!!!" da pink she cat spat out, drawing blood from firestar's neck as he coghd.
"pinkmeatclever...why...why are you doing this to me why?!?" firstar cried.
pinkmeatclever gripped even harder on firstar's nekc, making him bleed and bleed......
"BECAUSE U KILLED SCOURGE MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND!!!!!" she screaaamd, drawing a line in firstar's neck.
"YOU MONSTER!! DIE!!!!" she yelled, beggining to slit his throat killing all of his nine livs.
"pinkstar plz no!!! oh wait..pinkmeatclev
i almost got hacked for sharing an opinion
fuck transformice
true story
mom: is there anything i can do to make you happy
me: a 3ds and splatoon
mom: lmao no
me: ok
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I'm German! (A short German)